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unscriptedmonologues:

Always reblog the Evil Giraffe

the-world-of-steven-universe:

Steven Universe - Mirror Gem (Sneak Peek) 

Premiere on September 25th @ 6:30/5:30c only on Cartoon Network.

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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wlsterla:

inujake:

Since Halloween is coming up soon, I figured I would try to make a small guide on how to tell if something is a jumpscare video or not. Please keep in mind that this isn’t 100% accurate, and the best thing to do is use your own judgement.

That said, usually a video contains a jumpscare if:

  • It tells you to look closely or to turn the music up, or already has small/poor quality images and quiet music
  • If it’s on Youtube, the comments and ratings will either have poor reactions (ex. “wtf is wrong with you!!! that scared my (insert younger family member here)”) or be disabled.
  • The most recently circulated one (a flashing/screaming image of Jeff the Killer) is a .swf file, so if you’re sent a suspicious link, hover over it. If it ends in .swf, it’s best to just not open it.
  • The most popular jumpscares are “Relaxing Car Ride,” “Scary Maze,” “Subliminal Images and Music,” “Michael Jackson Ghost,” “Kikia,” and “Where’s Waldo?”

Also keep in mind that Youtube now enables automatically-repeating videos, meaning that some screamers may repeat themselves over and over until you close the window (in non-Youtube instances, the site may even make it to where you can’t close the window, meaning that you or someone else has to unplug your computer).

Stay safe, and have a happy Halloween!

*EDIT*

Someone messaged me recently about tinyurls, and how people have been using them to send people jumpscares. If you have a concern regarding a tinyurl, add preview. to the beginning of the url (including the period!) so that it will show you what the link leads to! for example, if the link was “tinyurl.com/6c8nryl”, you would type “preview.tinyurl.com/6c8nryl” (for those who are worried, the url leads to cuteroulette)

Again, stay safe!

bless u

rebeccasugar:

ianjq:

indirect teardrop
I did this effects animation for the latest episode of Steven Universe. We wanted this to be a stylized, floaty, less realistic version of a real droplet so it was a little bit of a challenge! 

Teardrop animation by Ian JQ

rebeccasugar:

ianjq:

indirect teardrop

I did this effects animation for the latest episode of Steven Universe. We wanted this to be a stylized, floaty, less realistic version of a real droplet so it was a little bit of a challenge! 

Teardrop animation by Ian JQ

tinycartridge:

Super Smash Bros. 3DS demo now available to all ⊟
Stop browsing eBay for demo codes! You can now play the 3DS Super Smash Bros. demo without any special codes. It’s available now on the eShop in North America and Europe.
The non-Club Nintendo version does have a play limit (boo), so, like, don’t close out the demo until you’re good and ready. Amazing animation from Aarnimation.
PREORDER Super Smash Bros for Wii U/3DS, upcoming releases

tinycartridge:

Super Smash Bros. 3DS demo now available to all 

Stop browsing eBay for demo codes! You can now play the 3DS Super Smash Bros. demo without any special codes. It’s available now on the eShop in North America and Europe.

The non-Club Nintendo version does have a play limit (boo), so, like, don’t close out the demo until you’re good and ready. Amazing animation from Aarnimation.

PREORDER Super Smash Bros for Wii U/3DS, upcoming releases

jionttt:

let-them-eat-combustible-lemons:

THE CHARACTER ON RUMBLE’S BACK MEANS FART

I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH IT HURTS

it also means butt

seselapod:

wasserplane:

radiovistoron:

agehagyaru:

magicalpoptarts:

vaaseline:

wonder-mechanic:

radiovistoron:

Chrome, please stop this.

ITS ACTUALLY THE WORST PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

ok i was confused i thought it was just my shit or soemthing becus i seen nothing about this shit

oh so it’s not just me. ok

i’m using firefox and i’m getting that too.
it’s not just chrome.

Yeah, it’s not happened to me on Firefox myself, but only Chrome hence why I blamed Chrome. :’)

ACTUALLY it’s tumblr! it’s a new, stupid option. here’s how to turn it off


this post saved my life

seselapod:

wasserplane:

radiovistoron:

agehagyaru:

magicalpoptarts:

vaaseline:

wonder-mechanic:

radiovistoron:

Chrome, please stop this.

ITS ACTUALLY THE WORST PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

ok i was confused i thought it was just my shit or soemthing becus i seen nothing about this shit

oh so it’s not just me. ok

i’m using firefox and i’m getting that too.

it’s not just chrome.

Yeah, it’s not happened to me on Firefox myself, but only Chrome hence why I blamed Chrome. :’)

ACTUALLY it’s tumblr! it’s a new, stupid option. here’s how to turn it off

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this post saved my life

mistman1:

My favorite BioShock 2 review

mistman1:

My favorite BioShock 2 review

writing tip #944:

gr8writingtips:

avoid using too much foreshadowing for bad events, as your characters may notice and jump ship. instead, subtly suggest that everything’s looking up for them

girlkisser2k14:

jacquerel:

someone on the WoW beta manage to trigger a bug which filled his base with an infinite number of respawning skeletons, which followed him to the graveyard when he died and won’t go away even after he’s been killed repeatedly, abandoned the quest which summoned them, and logged out and back in again, so he’s trapped as a corpse until it is fixed

excellent.

world of warcraft finally replaced with superior game “infinite skeleton hell”

moa810:

puffed okosan

rabbivole:

time to play video games in the dumpster where i belong 

rabbivole:

time to play video games in the dumpster where i belong 

treeofficial:

ishimaru’s dad is a cop and still alive and its simultaneously the best and saddest thing ever

terriblesuperherocakes:

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