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heyreallygiger:

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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seventhelement:

scibot9000:

I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being

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businesspyro:

what am i doing with my life

lawebloca:

Armadillo playing x

lawebloca:

Armadillo playing x

briangefrich:

kaanekii answered your post: Do I have any followers who were born …

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Allow me to tell you a story, child.

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"Stay awhile and listen!"

Back around the time you were born, the Internet was a toddler too, and very little illustrates this like a game called Elf Bowling. This game from NStorm hit the web in 1998. Like many of the whack-a-mole games of that time, it was very simple and involved physical abuse.

In this case, Santa was bored and decided to go bowling, using his elves as pins while a reindeer watched.

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The elves scream in high-pitched synchronized fear every time Santa bowls, and their crushed bodies are swept away into darkness by a giant squeegee.

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Also, the game is really boring, like all bowling games.

Because the internet was still in diapers, of course it went completely viral in 1999.

And it kind of destroyed the Internet.

See, back in those days, most email users were using a program like Outlook Express to download messages to their computer.

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This was before webmail was a thing. A majority of users at this time were still on dial-up (some were lucky enough to get a steady 56k connection, but many would be stuck at 33.6, or even worse, 18.8) and email systems were built to quickly move tiny text messages back and forth. A huge essay-like email to your mom explaining why you need more money? That’s a kilobyte or two in plain text and an email system blasts that out with no issues.

Elf Bowling is 1.1mb.

With a strong 56k connection, 1.1mb takes at least two and half minutes to download.

Outlook Express 5, which came with Windows 98, had a default server timeout of 60 seconds.

In 1999, everybody emailed it to everyone they know.

I was working as an internet tech support rep at the time, and here’s what happened:

  1. Elf Bowling would appear in your inbox on the server.
  2. You would attempt to download new messages.
  3. Everything before Elf Bowling would download fine.
  4. The server would time out trying to download the Elf Bowling file.
  5. The email would not be deleted from the server or marked as downloaded.
  6. Later on you’d try to get new messages and it would start to download Elf Bowling again, preventing new emails from getting through.

Eventually, it might download, or when you called tech support they had you increase the timeout, but then you’d play the stupid game and try to send it to every person you’ve ever met with an email address.

For the entire holiday season that year, email servers were under assault by this stupid game.

And that was only one half of the story. The file that was being sent around was elfbowling.exe.

People were downloading and running an unknown executable file.

Eventually, a chain email started going around, warning that elf bowling was a virus and it was going to delete all the information on your computer on Dec 25th at midnight, but this was determined to be a hoax.

There are two points here:

First off, fuck you, Elf Bowling

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Secondly, kaanekii, marvel at where we have come in just your lifetime. I can watch Doctor Who streaming in HD on my phone, and just 16 years ago, one megabyte of Santa being a jackass almost destroyed the Internet’s email infrastructure.

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I CHANGED THE SOUND THAT PLAYS WHEN YOU RECEIVE AN IM MESSAGE ON SKYPE TO MEDIC GOING ‘HOO’

i’ve gotten my mighty no. 9 beta key

i’ve gotten my mighty no. 9 beta key

i’ve gotten my mighty no. 9 beta key

I’VE GOTTEN MY MIGHTY NO. 9 BETA KEY

I@VE GOTENA MY MIGHTY). ((9 BETA KWY

pun-sona:

Everyone in P4 is a bro

Yu Bruh-rukami
Bro-suke Hanamura
Chie Sa-bro-naka
Yuki-bro Amagi
Kanji Bruh-tsumi
Rise Kujika-bruh
Nao-bro Shirogane
Nana-bro
Bro-jima
and Bro-ru Adachi

awdplace:

Stuff I’m selling

Yes I know it’s a lot…

Interested in something? Contact me awd300@gmail.com and we can settle on a price. Keeping in mind payment will include cost of the box to ship it and shipping.

Right now I can tell you that the Figma set is $150

rebeccasugar:

stevencrewniverse:

Coming Soon—- Steven Universe RPG: Attack the Light
 Official Steven Universe Mobile RPG From Cartoon Network Games:

This #PAXPrime Steventhusiast is checking out #StevenUniverse #AttackTheLight, an awesome new mobile RPG coming soon from #CNGames!


A Steven Universe game is coming!!! ATTACK THE LIGHT!!!

rebeccasugar:

stevencrewniverse:

Coming Soon—- Steven Universe RPG: Attack the Light

Official Steven Universe Mobile RPG From Cartoon Network Games:

This #PAXPrime Steventhusiast is checking out #StevenUniverse #AttackTheLight, an awesome new mobile RPG coming soon from #CNGames!

A Steven Universe game is coming!!! ATTACK THE LIGHT!!!

disneyconceptsandstuff:

James Lopez, a veteran Disney animator (The Lion King, Pocahontas, Paperman), is currently trying to raise money for his traditionally animated project Hullabaloo. Hullabaloo is a steampunk short film which Lopez is hoping will help save the cause of 2D animation, and possibly lead to a TV series or film. So, if you’re interested in badass steampunk ladies or traditional animation, may I recommend you give a dollar or two. Hullabaloo's IndieGogo page is over here, visit to donate and learn more! And I’ll conclude with the plot: 

Hullabaloo is the story of Veronica Daring, a brilliant young scientist who returns home from an elite finishing school to find her father—the eccentric inventor Jonathan Daring—missing without a trace! The only clue left behind points Veronica toward Daring Adventures, an abandoned amusement park used by her father to test his fantastical steam-powered inventions. There she discovers a strange girl named Jules, a fellow inventor who agrees to help Veronica in locating her missing father and discovering the secrets of his work.

Together, Veronica and Jules learn that Jonathan Daring has been kidnapped by a mysterious group of influential persons, who seek to use his latest invention for nefarious purposes. These villains are wealthy and influential and neither Veronica nor Jules can stop them openly. But determined to save her father and holding true to the family creed that technology should be used for the good of all, not the greed of some, Veronica assumes the secret identity of “Hullabaloo”, a goggled crusader who uses wits and science to combat evil and oppose the nefarious conspiracy that has taken her father.

liquidglue:

I don’t CARE if this doesn’t fit your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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cute-overload:

A box of baby bengals.http://cute-overload.tumblr.com
scribble-liberty:

I think cutzy-clocken needs a pick me up~

scribble-liberty:

I think cutzy-clocken needs a pick me up~